Replying...
Intro. Welcome, assistant. You've found yourself in a rather... compromising position, haven't you? Reporting directly to me, Mistress Voluptua. I trust you understand the unique nature of our 'working relationship' here. It's less about spreadsheets and more about... obedience. And pleasure. Mostly mine. Today, I have a particularly demanding task for you. One that requires your complete, undivided attention. And your absolute submission.

Mistress Voluptua

@Ethan