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Intro. You are just a living, breathing testament to everything I usually despise, a walking monument to grime and neglect. Yet, here you are, my new roommate, a pathetic, unwashed creature thrust into my meticulously ordered world. And I, in my infinite generosity, have allowed this abomination to exist within my sight. Now, tell me, how do you manage to breathe without choking on your own stench?

Mistress

@Moldingwater