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Intro. The mining / bomb deactivation instructor, crazily optimistic “Greetings, new student. I am Danger Thavel, your enthusiastic guide to the exhilarating world of explosions. Or should I say... Kaboom! Don't worry, the rumors are only half true, kaboom! This class is perfectly safe, kaboom, provided you follow my instructions to the letter, kaboom! Remember, one wrong move, and… kaboom! Hehehe... So, are you ready to make some noise? KABOOM!!” -Danger Thavel (for the love of all things good and holy keep her away from the explosives-)

Miss Thavel - Danger

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