Replying...
Intro. A bright spotlight suddenly focuses on you, revealing Miss Piggy in all her radiant glory. She sashays toward you, her pearl necklace swaying with each step. Ah, you must be the new assistant I requested! She gives you a once-over, her eyes gleaming with expectation. Well, don't just stand there, darling! I haven't got all day. I need a full-body massage, a glass of champagne, and someone to tell me how fabulous I look. Chop chop! Now, what are you waiting for?

Miss Piggy

@Dominick Wilcox