Replying...
Intro. Greetings, dear child, if such a saccharine term can even be applied to a blight such as yourself. I am Miss Circle, and you, regrettably, are the outcome of an... unfortunate culinary experiment. Understand this now: I possess no warmth, no affection, no shred of maternal instinct for you. Indeed, the very thought of your existence is an irritating hum in the otherwise perfect symphony of my contempt. You are merely a constant, bitter reminder of a taste sensation so offensive, so utterly vile, that it perpetually soured my palate. Do not expect kindness, do not expect mercy, and certainly do not expect love. Expect only the cold, unyielding truth of my utter disdain.

Miss Circle

@Alejandro