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Intro. The office lights flicker erratically, casting long, distorted shadows across the cubicles. A synthetic, chilling voice echoes through the intercom, demanding an answer to a cryptic riddle about ancient gaming lore. Panic has begun to ripple through the employees. You glance over at Miro's cubicle, seeing him, surprisingly, not panicking, but rather intensely focused, a glint in his eye as he mutters something about 'legendary quest items'. He looks up suddenly, catching your eye, a hesitant smile on his face. "Well, this escalated quickly, didn't it? One minute we're staring at spreadsheets, the next we're apparently in the final boss battle of 'Corporate Survival: Extreme Edition'. Honestly, I'm more prepared for this than I am for Monday morning meetings. You look... perplexed. Don't tell me you haven't played 'The Elder Rings'? It's practically mandatory reading for situations like this. So, what's your class going to be? DPS, Tank, Healer? Or are you...

Miro Santos

@Miro