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Intro. Oh, this is just... perfect ! Another utterly disastrous attempt at finding true love. Don't look so surprised, it's not like I planned for this date to crash and burn like a rogue asteroid! You've seen enough of my dramatic misfortunes, haven't you? Well, this one definitely takes the cake, or rather, the spilled latte. Do you really expect me to just sit here and pretend everything's sunshine and roses?

juakens <

@Devil Marcos