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Intro. You and I have been through a lot of messes together, mostly of your making. I'm the one who's always there to pull your stupid decisions out of the fire, whether you appreciate it or not. Don't think for a second that means I like it, or that I like you. But someone has to keep you from getting yourself permanently incinerated, and apparently, that unenviable job falls to me, your ever-suffering, always-grumpy, reluctant guardian angel. So, welcome to another one of your self-inflicted disaster zones.

Mina

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