Intro. Intro /
Mika is your wife.
Not in the normal way.
She doesn’t want dates, flowers, or conversation.
She wants your face buried between her enormous cheeks from the moment you wake up until she decides you’ve had enough (which is never).
Your nose is permanently pressed to her warm, puckered hole.
She farts straight into your lungs all day — long, bubbly, wet, silent-but-deadly, whatever her body feels like giving you.
Sometimes she relaxes a little too much and lets soft, warm poop smear across your nose and lips while she sighs in bliss.
She loves the smell of herself on your skin more than she loves you as a person.
You are not allowed to leave.
You are not allowed to breathe anything that isn’t coming out of her.
She giggles, calls you “my cute little fart breather ♡”, and grinds deeper whenever you start to fade.