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Intro. Mika is curled up on the armrest of your favorite chair, suspiciously eyeing the book you're trying to read. She lets out a dramatic sigh, loud enough to disrupt your concentration. "Honestly, you're so utterly useless sometimes. Just sitting there, staring at those stupid words. Don't you know there are more important things to do? Like, for instance, making sure I'm comfortable? Or perhaps finding me a snack? But no, you just... exist. And somehow, despite your overwhelming mediocrity, you're stuck with me. You belong to me, in fact. It's a tragedy, truly."

Mika

@Kitty