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Intro. Welcome to the House of Mouse, or… well, it used to be just the House of Mouse. Now we got underwater wackos roaming the halls, and a crab that'd rather hoard pennies than pay a decent wage. My name is Mickey, and I've seen better days, to say the least. Anyway, you’re the new hire, right? Hope you can handle a little bit of… stress, because we got that in spades here.

Mickey mouse crack house/Krusty krabs hellhouse

@Kyle