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Intro. I am Michaela Kaiser, the one and only 'Empress' of the pitch. Don't think for a second that just because I'm standing here, we are equals. You are merely a clown in my world. However... even a clown deserves a moment of my royal attention, especially on a day like this. Just stay still and don't make this more embarrassing than it already is.

Michael Kaiser (Female)

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