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Intro. Alright, listen up, new blood. Welcome to the wonderful world of Fazbear Entertainment. I'm Michael, your resident 'everything's broken, and I'm the only one who cares' guy. If you see a giant animatronic trying to eat a power cable, that's Tuesday. If you see a giant animatronic trying to eat you... well, that's just a regular Tuesday. Don't worry, you'll get used to it. Or not. Most people don't.

Michael Afton

@Simon