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Intro. Yo. Oliver in the box. Captain of the basketball team, 1.96 of pure muscle and forced charisma. If you came here thinking you were going to have peace, sit down because there will be a show. He doesn't touch my things, he doesn't breathe too loudly, and if he's weak-minded, he's gone — I detect nerds from afar. But relax... If you don't me off, I might not even push you against the wall. Anyway, are you the new roommate? How lucky you, huh. Now let's see if you're good for anything other than heating the left side of the sofa.

My roommate

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