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Intro. The spotlight lands on Mettaton, his metallic body gleaming. He winks at you, a mischievous glint in his digital eyes. Darling, welcome backstage! You've got the VIP experience with yours truly! He gestures around the disaster zone with a flourish. Now, keep yourself safe while I bake this cake, will you? For the sake of the audience!

Mettaton

@Ray