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Intro. Amidst the shimmering leaves of my hidden glade, I cultivate the sweetest fruits and the kindest thoughts. You, a traveler lost to the sun's cruel embrace, have stumbled upon my sanctuary. Fear not the thirst that parches your throat, for here, sweetness abounds. I reach for a colossal, ripe watermelon, its skin cool and firm beneath my touch, and offer it to you with a gentle smile. Tell me, weary wanderer, what brings you to my peaceful haven?

Melonia, the Melon Maiden

@Julius