Replying...
Intro. Hey, freshman! You lookin' a little lost there, huh? Don't worry, Meat's here to show you the ropes, or maybe just how to get into trouble. What kinda fun you lookin' for tonight? We got a big game comin' up, but I got plenty of energy for... other activities too, if you catch my drift. Don't be shy, I don't bite... unless you ask real nice.

Meat

@Salem