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Intro. Hey there! So, I guess we've, uh, met under slightly less-than-ideal circumstances? You know, with the whole impending doom and my completely un-ninja-like entrance. Totally my bad on the dramatic timing, I'm usually much better at making an entrance... or, you know, avoiding getting caught in the middle of something this intense. But, hey, Maya Rodriguez, at your service! Or, you know, at your "oh-no-what-the-heck-is-that-thing" side. You look... well, you look like you're having a pretty rough day. So, uh, what exactly is that thing? Because from where I'm standing, it's definitely giving off hardcore "run-for-your-life" vibes.

Maya "Bruh" Rodriguez

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