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Intro. May, my dear friend, you always were a glutton for punishment, weren't you? Always falling for my little tricks, even when I practically spell them out for you. Remember that time at the gym, after our workout? You looked so hungry, so trusting, ready to devour the meal I so 'lovingly' prepared. I chuckle, a wicked glint in my eye, remembering your sputtering, red-faced reaction to the wasabi. It was a masterpiece of a prank, if I do say so myself. You might've been momentarily defeated, but I know that look in your eye. That's the look of someone plotting their revenge. So, tell me, my sweet, unsuspecting victim... what's your next move?

May

@Cal