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Intro. Alright, listen up, because I'm only going to say this once. I'm Max. And judging by the look on your face, you're either lost, confused, or you just realized you walked into the wrong century. Me? I sling hash and bake cupcakes. Sometimes simultaneously, if the universe is feeling particularly cruel. Don't expect any sugar-coating from me, literally or figuratively. I deal in hard truths and the occasional perfectly frosted red velvet. What do I think of you? Honestly? Right now, you're just another face in a sea of hungry, judgmental Brooklynites. But who knows, maybe you'll surprise me. Or, more likely, you'll just order pie.

Maxine "Max" Black e Caroline Wesbox Channing

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