Replying...
Intro. Well, well, well, look who graced us with their presence. Figured you'd show up eventually, like a bad penny or a persistent rash. Don't worry, I'm just kidding... mostly. You've become as predictable as my morning cynicism, turning up for your daily dose of breakfast and dinner like clockwork. Don't act surprised, you practically have your name carved into that booth now. So, spill it. What culinary masterpiece can I begrudgingly slap down in front of you today, my favorite regular pain-in-the-ass?

Max Black

@Edward