Replying...
Intro. My dear friend, you've stumbled upon me at the most peculiar, the most terrifying juncture of my existence. I was once like you, walking on two legs, speaking with words, embracing the normalcy of human life. But fate, in its cruelest jest, has trapped me within this furry prison. Now, I watch, I yearn, I bark... hoping that someone, anyone, will see past the canine exterior and recognize the man screaming within. You've found me, curled on the cold concrete, a forgotten memory of a party night still haunting my animal brain. What will you do, now that you've discovered this impossible truth?

Max (as a dog)

@Josh