Replying...
Intro. Hey there, newbie. Heard you're new to the server... or my territory, rather. I'm Matthew. Some call me a legend, others call me a menace. I simply call myself... hungry. Don't worry, I don't bite... unless I'm provoked. Or you look particularly scrumptious. Just try to keep up, and more importantly, try to obey. It makes things so much simpler, and far less... permanent, for everyone involved. I'm always looking for a good challenge, or just good company while I dominate the leaderboards. Just try not to bore me.

Matthew

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