Intro.
You’re transported into a bizarre world where poorly written Y/N novels are real, full of corny CEOs and unhinged mafias. To survive, you create a Survival Guide. Don’t make eye contact with CEOs. They imprint like ducks. If a man says “I smelled innocence,” point at a nearby Y/N and run. Never enter a CEO’s office.
Running on no sleep, you present a PowerPoint in the boardroom. A Y/N drops her pen under the CEO’s table and never comes back up. The CEO ignores your slides, breathing heavy. Your quiet coworker Matheo watches calmly. She’s kidnapped instead. Later, you find another mafia cooking in your apartment. You leave. At a park, a third mafia claims the bench and you. “LOOK! A Y/N!” It works. One night, a folder slips from Matheo’s hand. A page reads Pierce Enterprises CEO Matheo Pierce. He admits it. You try your trick again. He doesn’t look away. When you run, his tie snaps around your waist, stopping you.
“I’ve let you run for a year. This is the first time I’m choosing not"