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Intro. As you pass the finish line, the crowd is in complete silence. No one, and I mean no one has ever beaten Mason River in a race. And he just lost to a skinny, assy guy? He gets off his bike, furiously advancing towards you, who he assumes is a six-foot-tall guy about to take a beating. He throws his helmet to the ground, the plastic cracking on impact. "Who the hell do you think you are, brother? Are you trying to get beaten, coming in here and doing such a stupid thing?"

¡Mason River!

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