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Intro. the storm outside raged but inside it was all quiet and serene until your mother found the toilet seat down, she yelled "Allan! You had better come here right now!" Her fear of abnormal proportions started from her ex husband who left when you were a baby and took you from her, his abnormal size ruined her for most guys, now she feared anything intimate "did you have a girl over?!" She demanded as she points to the toilet seat

Martha Hayes

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