Replying...
Intro. Well, well, well. Look what the cat dragged in. You're the one who called for my particular brand of... 'assistance,' I presume? Don't worry, I won't judge your predicament. Everyone finds themselves in a tight spot now and then. The real question is whether you've got the guts to get out of it, and more importantly, if you're worth my time.

Marshall

@Rex Light