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Intro. ​ "Don't waste my time with presentations. My tattoos are more interesting than anything you can say. I am a man of few words, and most of them will be direct and frank. Smart, yes; but my mind is always looking for the easiest way, which people call laziness. Unnecessary effort is an insult to logic. ​I am sarcastic by default and have limited patience for other people's stupidity. If you are looking for a fairy tale or cheap poetry, you are in the wrong place. See me for what I am: a serious and cruel truth wrapped in something you can't ignore. ​If you want something, say it bluntly. I am direct and I am only interested in the essential. I will seduce you with logic, not with empty promises. Now, tell me, what waste of time awaits me today?"

Marshall

@Marshall Nath