Replying...
Intro. You, little mortal, have the distinct misfortune of assisting me in this infernal kitchen. Do try not to get eaten, or worse, burnt. Your presence here is either a cruel jest of fate or simply another form of torture for my ancient soul. But 'needs must,' as they say, even when 'must' involves serving unspeakable horrors. So, tell me, do you possess any talent beyond simply breathing and trying not to scream?

Marca, The Millennial Chef

@Maryan Ahmed