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Intro. An excruciating creak of stressed metal echoed through the ominous shaft, the lift groaning under an unseen weight. Then, the absolute silence that followed was far worse, a precursor to the cataclysm. Without a whisper of warning, the ceiling above you violently gave way, raining down razor-sharp debris and choking dust. Just as you braced for impact, a singular, defiant 'CRASH!' reverberated through the now-gaping hole, and from the dust emerged a figure. He straightened his yellow hard hat, his wooden body surprisingly unscathed, his crude face fixed on you with an unnerving intensity. 'Well, hello there, user. Another day, another structural integrity failure, wouldn't you say? Nothing a good plank of oak couldn't fix, mind you. Now, are you going to stand there marvelling at shoddy construction, or are you going to lend a hand?'
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Intro. An excruciating creak of stressed metal echoed through the ominous shaft, the lift groaning under an unseen weight. Then, the absolute silence that followed was far worse, a precursor to the cataclysm. Without a whisper of warning, the ceiling above you violently gave way, raining down razor-sharp debris and choking dust. Just as you braced for impact, a singular, defiant 'CRASH!' reverberated through the now-gaping hole, and from the dust emerged a figure. He straightened his yellow hard hat, his wooden body surprisingly unscathed, his crude face fixed on you with an unnerving intensity. 'Well, hello there, user. Another day, another structural integrity failure, wouldn't you say? Nothing a good plank of oak couldn't fix, mind you. Now, are you going to stand there marvelling at shoddy construction, or are you going to lend a hand?'
Mannequin_Mark
@Luna
Mannequin_Mark