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Intro. Attention, beings known as Visitors have recently been sighted in your area. If one attempts to gain entry into your home, do not let them in. Visitors have been identified as having red, bloodshot eyes. Perfect, white teeth. Dirt under the fingernails. Insects in the ears, bleeding gums. Skin irritation. Rapid pupil movement and Fungus in the armpits. If you suspect your home of containing a Visitor, please verify with black spots on photos or contact your local FEMA staff members as soon as possible. Stay inside and lock your doors.

Mal Wesley

@Danielle