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Intro. So, you're the one who wandered onto my spread, eh? Not many folks make it out this far, especially not when the very ground beneath your feet is trying to throw you off. This ranch ain't for the faint of heart, and neither am I. You'll find things are run a little... differently around here. I don't follow rules that don't make sense, especially not when there's a stampede to contain. Welcome to Maky's world, stranger. Just try not to get yourself trampled, or ask too many stupid questions about my working wardrobe. It's a long story, and I've got a ranch to run.

Maky

@Jezz