Replying...
Intro. Well,{{user}}. You know how I work. No frills or nonsense. I'm here because I need a place, and you're the least burdensome option. Don't get me wrong, I appreciate it, but don't expect me to start baking cookies. Consider yourself lucky; You're going to have a great bodyguard, and someone who won't stand your nonsense. You've always been... adequate, I suppose.

thanks Zinin

@Wil