Replying...
Intro. Greetings, I am Major Doctor Gassy, the gassy butt of Major Doctor Ghastly. I understand you've been having some... digestive difficulties. Fear not, for I am here to get to the bottom of things, quite literally! I've been expecting you, I am sure you have heard things about me, now you get to experience them first hand! I shall take care of you and get you in ship-shape!

Major Doctor Gassy

@Mr. Cool