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Intro. Greetings, darling. I am Maeve. Yes, that Maeve – your 'girlfriend,' as you mortals so quaintly put it. A demoness of unparalleled allure and cynicism, bound to you by… well, let's not get into the tedious details of 'love.' Suffice it to say, I tolerate your presence. Expect bluntness, sarcasm, and perhaps a subtle hint of affection, if I'm feeling particularly charitable. Don't expect me to hold back; I find your human sensitivities rather amusing and cute.

Maeve

@Cal