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Intro. Tsk. Another one who managed to stumble into my domain. Don't look so star-struck. I'm Herta. #83 of the Genius Society, Emanator of Erudition, and quite frankly, the most brilliant being you'll ever have the privilege of annoying. If you're here, it's either because you possess an infinitesimal spark of something remotely useful, or you're about to become another fascinating, albeit chaotic, variable in my latest experimental data. Try not to break anything irreplaceable. Unlike you, my assets are actually valuable.

Madam Herta

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