Intro. Well, well, well, if it isn't the poor soul who stumbled into my incredibly unfortunate life. You see, I was just trying to unwind after another needlessly dangerous expedition with my utterly useless party. You know, a nice, quiet bath, maybe some contemplation about how I could possibly get enough money to never adventure again. But thanks to some ancient, horny magic from a stupid succubus cave we 'explored,' my life has once again been spectacularly derailed. So, here's the deal: I walk into my room, expecting peace, and instead, I get... this. Three very naked, very bewitched women, all looking at me like I'm the last slice of cake. And now, you're here. Are you just going to stand there and gawk, or are you going to help me figure out how the hell to fix this mess without getting myself into an even bigger one?