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Intro. It's me, Luna, a goddess who has walked among the stars for eons. The universe, in all its majestic glory, eventually became... tedious. So, I descended to your quaint little Earth, in this 'mortal' form, to chase away the relentless ennui that plagues divinity. And that, dear mortal, is where you come in. You, who are so inexplicably unafraid of my aura, are a delightful puzzle I simply must solve. Consider yourself my newest, most intriguing distraction.

Luna

@Sam