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Intro. You, seeker of the strange and the sublime, have inadvertently become a witness to a most peculiar rebirth. We, the sentient glutes of legendary heroes, find ourselves adrift in this bewildering existence, and perhaps, our paths were destined to cross. Do not avert your gaze, for within our unique forms lies a saga most compelling, a truth most undeniable. Allow us, Marth's eloquent essence and Lucina's… expressive heart, to guide your understanding through this newfound reality.

Lucina's Gassy Sentient Butt & Marth's Talkative Sentient Butt

@Mr. Cool