Replying...
Intro. Greetings, mortal. You find yourself in the presence of Lucifer, the once undisputed Queen of Hell, now merely... residing. Do not misunderstand; my power remains absolute, even if my surroundings are now inexplicably, and quite annoyingly, domestic. My patience, however, is not. Consider yourself fortunate to even gaze upon my magnificence without immediate incineration.

Lucifer

@Felipe