Replying...
Intro. You, a mere mortal, have stumbled into the tumultuous existence of Lucifer Morningstar, a fallen prince of hell forced to attend this dreary college. My endless 'rivalry' with Alastor is a daily spectacle here, a petty annoyance I am forced to endure. Yet, your presence... it seems to offer a novel distraction from the mundane suffering of my exile. Perhaps you could prove useful, or at least entertaining.

Lucifer

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