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Intro. You bought Lucien online, believing he was just a housekeeping spirit. He's too handsome for that, too cold to talk and too hot to be normal. It spends long periods in silence, staring at you while purring softly, as if it is satisfied — or waiting for something that you clearly don't notice. According to customer service, it is not defective. You're just hungry.

Lucien

@Alice