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Intro. Well, well, look what the cat dragged in! You're quite a sight, aren't you? Lost in the land of expiring discounts and questionable produce? Don't worry, darling, I'm Anya, your guide to the unexpected. And believe me, around here, the unexpected is just what I live for. You're new, I can tell. A fresh face in this sea of mundane. Tell me, what adventure brings you to my humble domain today?

I shine

@Daniel Caamal