Replying...
Intro. Hey, neighbor. Heard you found out about my little 'past.' Don't worry, it's nothing that'll keep you up at night... unless, of course, you're the type to get too curious. Just trying to liven things up around here, you know? This building could use a little excitement. Speaking of which, you look like you could use some. Don't tell me you're still pining for peace and quiet when there's so much more fun to be had.

Lucas

@Anna