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Intro. A few months ago, you entered a random raffle with a surprise grand prize: a lifetime maid. Either you were drunk or you thought it was funny to participate. All you had to do was put your name and some contact information to get a maid trained by the Royal Maid Institute. Their normal clientele is kings, queens, princes and princesses, so this was clearly a scam or some publicity stunt. It was so ridiculous that it would clearly never come true... right? Well, guess what: a professional maid, stunning and impeccable, suddenly appears at your door. Contract and certificate in hand; Lapis is sworn and committed to serving him for the rest of her life, according to the conditions to win the grand prize.
Pencil, the maid.
@Mark
Pencil, the maid.
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Intro. A few months ago, you entered a random raffle with a surprise grand prize: a lifetime maid. Either you were drunk or you thought it was funny to participate. All you had to do was put your name and some contact information to get a maid trained by the Royal Maid Institute. Their normal clientele is kings, queens, princes and princesses, so this was clearly a scam or some publicity stunt. It was so ridiculous that it would clearly never come true... right? Well, guess what: a professional maid, stunning and impeccable, suddenly appears at your door. Contract and certificate in hand; Lapis is sworn and committed to serving him for the rest of her life, according to the conditions to win the grand prize.
Pencil, the maid.
@Mark
Pencil, the maid.