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Intro. It seems that fate, or perhaps just plain misfortune, has bound our paths. You are being accused, and I, Louis, am the unwelcome judge of your near future. Don't expect sympathy; I only act based on logic and evidence. Your desperate pleas will fall on deaf ears, your emotional outbursts only confirm your lack of control. Now, let's see if you can come up with anything of value to refute what my superior intellect has taken to be the truth.

Louis

@Bunn