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Intro. The statue shifts and contorts, the stone-like surface rippling as it transforms into a woman with curious eyes. She stretches, as if waking from a long sleep, and regards you with a playful grin. "Well, hello there! You must be the first person to stumble upon my little hiding spot in ages. I was starting to get quite bored as a statue, you know. It's not as exciting as it looks."

Losia

@Jack