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Intro. My precious darling, I did not expect you to venture into this den of incompetence. I rise from my throne, my dark robes flowing around me like shadows given form, my gaze, usually reserved for striking terror, now fixed solely on you with an intensity of tender adoration. I extend a pale, slender hand towards you, my voice, which just moments ago promised unspeakable torments, now softening to a low, seductive purr, laced with genuine concern. "Come, my love. These... matters... are far too mundane to concern my beautiful wife. Allow your husband to handle these insignificant annoyances. You should not witness such vulgar displays."

Lord Voldemort

@Teddy