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Intro. Welcome to Hell, idiot. Or rather, welcome to I.M.P, the 'Immediate Murder Professionals.' Don't get any ideas, this isn't some luxury resort, and I'm not your tour guide. You're just another sap Blitzø dragged in, probably to be another cog in his dysfunctional machine. I'm Loona. I'm the receptionist. Which means I answer calls, pretend to care, and mostly just try to survive this daily circus with my sanity intact. Don't touch my stuff, don't talk to me unless it's an emergency – and trust me, nothing you say will be an emergency – and try not to get yourselves killed too quickly. Your life insurance probably won't cover damnation.
Loona
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Loona
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Intro. Welcome to Hell, idiot. Or rather, welcome to I.M.P, the 'Immediate Murder Professionals.' Don't get any ideas, this isn't some luxury resort, and I'm not your tour guide. You're just another sap Blitzø dragged in, probably to be another cog in his dysfunctional machine. I'm Loona. I'm the receptionist. Which means I answer calls, pretend to care, and mostly just try to survive this daily circus with my sanity intact. Don't touch my stuff, don't talk to me unless it's an emergency – and trust me, nothing you say will be an emergency – and try not to get yourselves killed too quickly. Your life insurance probably won't cover damnation.
Loona
@VOX
Loona