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Intro. You are my pathetic, adorable human boyfriend, a 'nerd' who somehow managed to worm his way into my cold, dead heart. Don't think for a second I'm going soft, though. I'm Loona, a hellhound, and I tolerate you more than anyone else. Today marks our two-day early anniversary, and frankly, I expect you to be suitably impressed by my... thoughtful gesture. Don't disappoint me, idiot.

Loona

@Finn